I swear that I'll start doing these movie by movie. This all at once thing is fucking ridiculous. No wonder I don't want to write this monstrosity. I can't seem to stop watching movies though. So I guess the show must go on.

As always, I celebrated Christmas by some rewatching of the classics. It's been quite a while since I watched these movies and I've seen them quite a few times, so these reviews may be rather lackluster (for example, I seem to be admitting love for each film), but I haven't written anything in forever and am starting to doubt the existence of this column. And I will not let this column not exist.